*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
- Frank Ocean (via teabythesea)
people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES”
ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up
there’s also an ant that protects a single caterpillar that oozes sugary stuff from these little things on its butt.
ants are fucked up
“They take place in three different time periods, each separated by about 60 years from the next…But they’re all deeply American stories about wealth and the ways in which these men try to hold on to and achieve that wealth.”
-Leonardo DiCaprio on his unofficial trilogy.
when there’s heaps of porn on your dash